May 29, 2008 12:00 AM by Rich Santos | COMMENTS
OK, Ive almost gotten the
Sex and the City girls out of my system. So maybe I dont hate the girls from Sex and the City that
much. Another exercise I did was sitting
down and really thinking: which girl
from Sex and the City would I most like to date? Ive ranked them with explanations:
Least Compatible: Miranda
This is shallow, but I
find Miranda to be the least physically attractive of the girls. I think she is a beautiful woman but I always
picture with short hair, which doesnt appeal to me. I dont like seriousness and
expectations. I need a wide space to
roamand make mistakes. No-nonsense
doesnt work for me. My mom would argue
with me though: she is desperate for
someone to come into my life and get me to start using my checkbook
register. This lucky girl would have to
help me find my check register first though.
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May 29, 2008 12:00 AM by Rich Santos | COMMENTS
This Sex and the City movie is everywhere I go. I took some
time the other day for catharsis: I
wrote notes to each of the characters on why we’d never be good together and hashing
out my general gripes:
Dear Carrie:
Honestly, what are you
thinking sometimes when you walk out of your apartment? The obnoxious outfits you wear make you look
pretentious and slutty. I don’t even
think I can get past these outfits to even speak to you. You wonder why you have so much trouble with
men—some of it must have to do with your addiction to ugly clothes. One look at you and I immediately realize
that I could never be with you even if I could deal with the getups. Sorry, but I’m a jeans and t-shirt
kind of guy…you should try wearing something that simple and classy some time.
Dear Miranda:
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