You got this.
Smoothes your skin and keeps foundation in place for up to 8 hours. Slap some on your mug and move it all around with your fingertips. Easy.
This sponge-y, miracle foundation matches to your shade and is totally buildable—so you're less likely to overdo it and look like you just straight up painted your face. That's not cute.
This multipurpose stick can add some color to your lips, cheeks, and eyes so throw it on your face then throw it in your bag. FWIW, Orgasm is a shade that looks good on everyone.
This super creamy eyeshadow stick is pretty, not too shimmery, and blends. Basically, perfect for drunk hands.
Don't even try filling in your brows because we all know that's going to end in Sharpie Hell after one-too-many cocktails. Instead, opt for this *barely* tinted eyebrow gel and brush to coax them into submission. And it dries, like, really fast.
At first I thought you'd want to work with a big mascara wand as you'll most likely be failing at hand-eye coordination and it has better odds of making contact with your lashes. But after talking it out with another beauty editor, I came to realize mascaras with skinny wands are your best bets for no smearing or smudges or the dreaded I-whacked-myself-in-the-face-with-a-mascara-wand-it's-on-my-lid-oh-god look.
If you're drunk, back away from that liquid liner, honey. It ain't gonna do you any favors. Stick to a creamy liner that you can smudge out for a rock n' roll look—cause we know you're not going to be creating a perfect line anyway.
Make one line upwards on your cheek—and this is the crucial part—blend that sucker out with your fingertips. Done.
Marc Jacobs has come up with color-correcting sticks that are like crayons for your mug. Bright Now (the pinky shade) will brighten up your dull-ass face and make you look alive, awake, and
not less drunkies. (If you get flushed, try Co(vert) Affairs, which neutralizes redness.)
A balm. Do you hear us? Stick to a lightly colored balm in a similar shade to your natural lips—no fuss, no huge lipstick streaks outside of your natural lip line.