KEEP YOUR REPORT RED-FLAG-FREE WITH OUR CHECKLIST

Internet connection: YES

Internet porn: NO

A pass to the hotel pool: YES

Private cabana (with cabana boy): NO

A drink at the hotel bar: YES

Kegs for the convention after-party held in your room: NO

Baggage handler at the airport: YES

Personal umbrella holder for the week: NO (unless you're Diddy)

Grilled veggie salads at The Ivy for you and your client: YES

Cosmetic surgery for you and your client: NO

Tip for the bellhop: YES

Tip for the male stripper in a bellhop costume: NO

Hotel laundry: YES

Personal tailor: NO

Travel shower cap: YES

Travel pack of condoms: NO

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