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January 9, 2010

Twitters Every Woman Should Follow

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Follow Marie Claire on Twitter at @marieclaire and check out our favorite Twitter pages that are a must-read for every woman, from fashion tips and the best beauty blogs to the celebs on Twitter we can't get enough of.
Who else should be on our list? Help them make it on by nominating your favorite Twitter here!

MARIE CLAIRE ON TWITTER:

Web Editor Diana Vilibert: "Subway Pet Peeve: People who wrap themselves around the pole like they’re getting paid to be there." —@dianavilibert

Living Flirtatiously blogger Maura Kelly: "how did it not occur to me that the best way to survive holiday consumer insanity is TO FLIRT WHILE YOU SHOP?" —@maurakellyblog

Sex and the Single Guy blogger Rich Santos: "Need some new duds for the fall, i have that 'i have nothing to wear' feeling when staring blankly into my closet." —@richravens


DAILY LAUGH:

"Saw New Moon today. In a packed theater. Three people in the audience were dressed as werewolves. I was embarrassed for all of us." —@TheBloggess
This blogger has developed a cult following for her hilarious tweets and interactions with celebrities on Twitter.

"I stand in the kitchen and I'm all, 'I haven't had enough protein today!' And then I eat 19 spoonfuls of peanut butter. Totally justified." —@nicoleisbetter
Nicole Antoinette is @TheBloggess's intern and shares the same bold sense of humor that we can't get enough of!

“'Please stop quoting me. Not everything I say is some witty quotation.” —Mark Twain #TopQuotes #OurAnnualYear" —@theonion
When you don't have time to leisurely read the fake news, their Twitter feed, updated a few times a day, proves to be a hilarious substitute.

"I will never stop getting a kick out of saying 'drummers' when interviewers ask me for my greatest weakness." —@boobsradley
Lemondrop writer Julieanne Smolinski never fails to deliver hysterical one-liners you'll wish you thought of yourself.

"TIME TO MAKE THE COUCH EVEN MORE AWESOME claw claw claw claw claw claw AWESOME ACHIEVED" —@sockington
Do we really eagerly await new tweets from a cat? We do, and you will too.

"Jon is getting a vasectomy in a half hour. Question is, do I want more kids? Should I have thought about this? 30 MINUTES TO DECIDE." —@dooce
Famed dooce.com blogger and author Heather Armstrong's one-liners keep us laughing no matter what the topic.

"While watching documentary about a guy who ran 50 marathons in 50 days, I ate a pint of ice cream and bitched about our uncomfortable sofa." —@sundry
We already obsessively follow superwoman writer Linda's blog at sundrymourning.com, and whether she's on the go and training for a triathalon or on the couch eating ice cream, her 140-character quips never fail to entertain.

"Marriage seems like a great means to an excuse for all social obligations. SORRY WE CANT GO. HE IS SO THE WORST, RIGHT? JUST BLOGS ALL DAY." —@meaghano
Tumblr.com darling Meaghan O'Connell will say the thing you were thinking, but she'll say it funnier.

"You sure do like to tailgate people... Right, because it's real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time." —@shitmydadsays
This tweeting superstar recently got a book deal from posting his father's dry witticisms, and rightfully so — they're consistently laugh-out-loud funny.

"They’re off the job! #5 – Action concluded at 09.55GMT. Duration: 22 m.41 s. Frenzy Index: 4 (easy listening). Judge’s Comment: "Morning!" —@newlywedsontjob
This mischievous best man found a way to rig his friend's bed so that every time he beds his new bride, a sensor lets the world know via Twitter. The happy couple has yet to find out and we hope they don't, for everyone's sake!

Who's your favorite daily laugh on Twitter? Help them make our list by nominating your favorite Twitter here!


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