Here's Kim Kardashian Reading a SEXY Fifty Shades of Grey Snippet On Australian Radio

Brb starting a Change.org petition to have her narrate a special Fifty Shades audiobook. Because this is PERFECT.

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Kim Kardashian is currently on a grand tour of Australia, to promote her new fragrance and also because her life is full of glamorous jet-setting. #hatersgonhate. Her trip has been packed full of appearances, interviews and promotional moments — first class seats on a hella long-haul flight Down Under don't pay for themselves — and the team at Aussie radio station 92.9FM came up with a particularly raunchy fun concept for Kim to work with on air (via Us Weekly). They had her read an excerpt from E. L. James' Fifty Shades of Grey, and it was wonderful:

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(Aside from the erotica, Kim's pneumatic drill giggle before she gets started is great.) As the radio show's hosts explained, for the sake of prudish Aussie listeners any explicit references in the source text were replaced with Kim's new fragrance's name — and that's a double whammy for sexual content censorship and shrewd perfume promotion. But to be fair, Ana's internal monologue could definitely include a sentence like "my inner goddess is bathing in Kim Kardashian's Fleur Fatale," so it sort of makes perfect sense regardless.

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