We're Just Going to Leave This Right Here: Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian Are Reportedly Hooking Up

May every woman find her post-breakup Bieber.

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Numerous sources are reporting that Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber are "definitely", "casually" hooking up. 

Bieber is reportedly "bragging" about it. And if you want to  "casually" interpret this latest Instagram post, Bieber is now publicly bragging about it.

Lord knows

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Now, whether or not these reports are true, I will say this: Justin Bieber is a paragon rebound dude. He's too young to take seriously, but just the right age to completely worship at the altar of an older woman (and learn from her). (Bieber is 21, Kardashian is 36.) He's fun in a teach-you-how-to-hoverboard kind of way, and requires zero brain space. And that's just what you want when you're in your 30s, have kids, a job, and are generally too busy to think—and blissfully give zero fucks about what anyone else thinks anymore. Also, those abs. And pecs.

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Hai.

May every woman find her post-breakup Bieber.

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