The Kardashian You'd Most Like to Finish Off a Pitcher of Margaritas With, Khloé Kardashian, was on Bravo's "Watch What Happens Live" and played Shag, Marry, Kill with her sister's significant others and it's... weird? And amazing?
You should definitely, definitely, definitely watch the above video because you love feeling awkward — and also Khloé's katsuit is ~en fuego~ — but spoiler alert: she'd totally marry Kanye because umm... marry Scott Disick or Tyga seems like a one way ticket to "What the Fuck Am I Doing With My Life-Ville, Population: Girl, You Fucked Up."
Here's her exact answers: "Oh God, marry, shag and kill. Marry Kanye. Oh God, this is weird!" Kardashian told host Andy Cohen during Plead the Fifth. "Shag Scott and kill Tyga. And there's no reason why."
No reason why. Sure, Khlo.
Host With the Mostess Andy Cohen also asked her if she has
ever made a sex tape and Khloé admits that she has and with whom it was made:
What Kim and Kourtney's kids call Caitlyn:
And how she felt when she heard of Lamar Odom's overdose and says how he's doing today, calling his recovery a miracle:
And spoke about Amber Rose while revealing her clothing size:
She also contoured Andy's face in what is maybe my favorite television segment of all time:
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