Orlando Bloom
McPretty

Jay-Z
McComeback

Flavor Flav
McDid-You-Have-to-Come-back?

Josh Hartnett
McSingle (Please McCall Us)

Ryan Phillippe
McLonely

Kevin Federline
McIck

Samuel L. Jackson
McMutha-F'in-Badass

P. Diddy
Mc-It-Doesn't-Matter-Because-I'll-Change-It-Anyway

Daniel Craig
McBond, McJames McBond

Matthew McConaughey
McConaugh-hottie

Bill Clinton
McDonald's

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