Miley and Liam: The Mad Libs Version

Your favorite childhood game captures the complexity of Miley and Liam's relationship by way of every title on the star's new album, "Bangerz." You're welcome.

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Once upon a time, back in 2009, when Miley Cyrus was "Someone Else" and still wore cardigans,

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florals, and long blonde wigs,she fell in love with the sexy-as-hell Liam Hemsworth on the set of

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her emotionally-charged movie, The Last Song. She was like, "I Adore You." He was like,

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"We Can't Stop." And she said, "'My Darlin' and they were all about Love Money Party.

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The romance blossomed and they were seen twerking everywhere together. Before we knew it,

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Miley sported a "4x4" rock on her finger. Surprise, the on-and-off lovebirds were engaged! But the

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"SMS" messages couldn't lie—there was trouble in paradise. Rumors of Liam cheating on Miley

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with frigid "Bangerz" surfaced. #HARSH.

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Miley slowed down just slightly to push Hannah Montana out of the moving car #TUCKANDROLL and

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discovered the short-hair-don't-care phase. Eventually, Liam couldn't handle her "Drive" or her knobby

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'do, so the couple split. She was like, "'FU.'". He was like, "'Let Me 'Do My Thang.'" She was like,

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"'Maybe You're Right.' I've got to be 'On My Own.'" And secretly women everywhere had their

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"Hands in the Air," waving 'em like they just didn't care #SINGLEEEEEE.

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Then Miley got naked, twerked all over Robin Thicke's groin, got her head pasted on a turkey

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and said she doesn't pop molly, but rocks Tom Ford.

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#THEEND

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