1. She reminded us that living in Hollywood is HARD.
2. She would not let Jennifer Lawrence live down her first or second fall.
3. She recognized the importance of taking selfies during the show.
4. Her Judy Garland tribute was the stuff of legend.
5. That time she joked about ordering a pizza during the Oscars.
6. AND THEN ACTUALLY DID ORDER PIZZA DURING THE OSCARS.
7. She pointed out that Brad Pitt is a bad tipper.
8. Oh yeah, Ellen DeGeneres BROKE TWITTER with her insanely epic celeb selfie.