For Cryin' Out Loud

Gratuitous tears, once the domain of televangelists and best actresses, have popped up all over the boldfaced world. MC looks at who's weeping, and why.

TARA CONNER, MISS USA

First for winning the crown, then for getting busted making out with Miss Teen USA.

PARIS HILTON

It was so, so unfair that she had to go to jail, when all she did was break the law. Repeatedly.

HEATHER MILLS

The media's "hate campaign" caused her to consider suicide — she told us on TV.

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ELLEN DEGENERES

Distressingly, pet-adoption rules actually apply to famous people.

DUANE "DOG" CHAPMAN

The bounty hunter and n-word user mourned the loss of his TV career.

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All the Best-Dressed Men of the #MetGala2016
​​Key words: Idris Elba. ​
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Kate Upton Is Engaged!
​​She just revealed her engagement at the Met Gala.​
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Kendall Jenner Is Practically Naked at the Met Gala
​Robot chic = basically nude!
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All the Duos Giving Us Serious #CoupleGoals at the 2016 Met Gala
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Chelsea Handler on That Time She Spent $200,000 to Meet a Guy, What Superpower She'd Have, and What's Next for Her Career
The '​Chelsea Does'​ star answers our rapid-fire quiz.​​
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Khloé Kardashian Says She's Done with Caitlyn Jenner on the Season Premiere of "KUWTK"
​"She can tell me to f--k off all she wants. I don't have a relationship with her."​
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Kerry Washington Is Reportedly Pregnant with Baby #2
​Yay!!​
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Alert: Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry Had a Mini 'Friends' Reunion
​Chandler and Joey are together in London again!​
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Jay Z and Blue Ivy Danced at Beyoncé's Show, Melted Hearts in the Process
BRB, crying from cuteness.
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Prankster/Superhero Chris Evans Scares Elizabeth Olsen in Her Dressing Room
​File under "Ellen Hijinks."​