Proactive businesswoman Taylor Swift has already trademarked various combinations of words and plotted diabolical cookie swaps with Karlie Kloss, so do you think she would just stand idly by while some Internet "entrepreneur" swept in and stole TaylorSwift.porn and TaylorSwift.adult from right under her nose? Heck no.
According to CNN, while it's unclear exactly who bought those domain names, it was most likely someone who, like Swifty, has an interest in protecting her name and image and not letting randos get the opportunity to exploit either once those URLs go on sale June 1. On that date, new, descriptive suffixes ranging from .deals to .sucks—meant to make search easier—will be available for anyone to buy.
Nice work, T/T's people! Now excuse me while I go decide between ChelseaPeng.shenanigans or ChelseaPeng.pirate.
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