Of all the names available to celebrities in this day and age—they have access to more because non-famous people are like, "If I called my kid Kumquat, I would have to take out a second mortgage to pay for therapy, so John it is"—Kylie Jenner chose the one that would cause mass confusion/maximum publicity.
Kris has taught her well.
Earlier this week, the reluctant contourer and her friend Pia Mia adopted a rabbit they christened Bruce. You can understand how this might be a trying time in the Kardashian household, what with Kylie's sisters still calling Caitlyn by her former name and Bruce II needing more newspaper to line his box and all.
To complicate matters further, Kylie had to break the news to Bambi and Norman that they were getting a new baby brother. Did she assure them she would pay equal attention to them? That her love would never waver? I don't know why I'm thinking about this so hard, but I can't stop, and I blame Kris.