Rihanna Has No Interest in Joining Taylor Swift's Squad

On to Hologram Rihanna it is, then.

The paramilitary organization under Taylor Swift's leadership (known as S.Q.U.A.D.) has been heavily recruiting pretty much every celebrity who comes near a 1989 tour stop, but there's one who will never join them—not for all the hand-knit Polaroid sweaters in the world.

In an interview with NME (via Digital Spy), Rihanna said that she and ultra-likeable Swift are about as different as Skittles and the Large Hadron Collider, meaning that if they were to combine, it would result in a pile of sugar dust blowing in the wind.

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"I don't think I would [join her on stage]. I just don't think it makes sense," the sneaker designer said. "I don't think our brands are the same: I don't think they match, I don't think our audiences are the same. In my mind she's a role model, I'm not."

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