On her very short "pregnancy pros" list, Kim Kardashian forgot to include something kind of important: getting to have a Sasha Fierce version of your regular self.
Chrissy Teigen, future mother of one always-early son or daughter, has been hitting back at Twitter trolls commenting on the size of her stomach and speculating on whether she's carrying one baby or three. (As you can see, the proper reaction when Pregnant Chrissy makes an example of your rudeness is to delete, then go back to your bridge.)
Still, with a parting shot re: the invasiveness of the above messages and others that didn't get RTs, the no-holds-barred social-media sharer went on a pregnancy-tweeting sabbatical.
Sigh. Now a moment of silence for all the funny moments we'll never get to know about.
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