Pregnancy Truth Teller Kim Kardashian Says She Feels "Fat as F—k"

You know what they say—honesty is the best policy.

In case you're wondering, Kim Kardashian is nine months pregnant and totally not having it. The star wrote a blog post about her pregnancy misadventures, saying that her baby boy (who's the "size of a pumpkin") is causing her to crave Lay's Barbecue potato chips. Welcome to our non-pregnant reality, friend.

"I'm feeling fat as f—k," Kim wrote. "My cankles are out of control." Fortunately, fashion is repeating itself and she can seek comfort in "shell-toe sneakers, like the Adidas Superstars." (Good, '90s times.)

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Kim also confirmed that she and her husband, Kanye West, have not come up with a name for their son. "[I dislike] all baby names I am hearing. We need to think of a good name," she wrote. "This is so hard!"

Maybe Kim should take a cue from the rest of the world and name her baby after an Instagram filter. Lux West has a nice ring to it.

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