In a bid to beat Chester Cheetah at his own game, John Legend gifted his pregnant wife, Chrissy Teigen, with the best Christmas present ever: a giant wheel of cheese.
Sorry, Santa, you are no longer relevant. John Legend is all that matters now.
Obviously, Chrissy described her cheese wheel as a "lifetime dream," and then posted a photo of it hollowed out and filled with pasta.
Honestly, if you don't walk away from that image weeping tears of yuletide joy, there's something wrong with you. (Unless you are lactose intolerant, in which case, is it too late now to say sorry?)
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