Remember last week when you innocently thought lemonade was something you drink in the summer? And then Beyoncé was like "LOL, no," and released a very-confusing 20-second video teasing her upcoming HBO event? And then you were all:
Well, Queen Bey has heard your cries for help and released a longer, equally confusing video for Lemonade, featuring clips of what *might* be music videos along with Bey musing, "The past and the present merge to meet us here. What are you hiding, lovers as trees. Why can't you see me?"
Um, bye, Aristotle, there is only one relevant philosopher now, and her name rhymes with Slayoncé.
Watch Lemonade April 23 at 9pm ET on HBO, and please note that the event premieres on the same weekend as Game of Thrones, proving our theory that there is only one rightful heir to the Iron Throne.
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