We believe it was Shakespeare who once said, "Shaq is a fat ass old man. #imjustsayin." No wait, sorry that was a Twitter troll throwing shade at Shaquille O'Neal.
The athlete was one of several basketball players to join Jimmy Kimmel Live for an NBA-themed mean tweets, and the results were definitely chuckle-at-your-desk-worthy. (At least for the most part—a few of these tweets crossed over into murky, potentially racist waters.)
That said, shoutout to @jaybrandon for this gem: "Have you ever been downloading something online and halfway through it just froze and couldn't go anywhere? Think Steph Curry's puberty."