Like a beautiful phoenix rising from the ashes of Tayvin's relationship, Tom Hiddleston frolicked over to Watch Hill to engage in a casual makeout session with Taylor Swift atop a rock—and apparently Calvin Harris was Cher-level clueless. You know, until his attitude morphed into "as if!" and he deleted all traces of Taylor from social media.
"He did not know Taylor and Tom were together," a source says. "[He] has moved on and is happy."
Guys, prayer circle for Calvin "I Swear I'm Happy" Harris. Also, apparently moving on means fan-boying over Rihanna:
Meanwhile, Ship Hiddleswift is riding the waves of of Rhode Island/our emotions, an unstoppable force that the world just wasn't prepared for. On that note, WWHSD? (What Would Harry Styles Do?)