Update 7/6: Looks like Vitamix won out. (Sorry Blendtec and NutriBullet). Fin.
Original story 6/28: Just when you were like "ugh, this day is shot," Chrissy Teigen is here to remind you that 1) the joy of the internet is real and 2) blenders are hot commodities. Didn't get that last part? You will, with this exchange.
It all started with a person who got swayed by Chrissy's cookbook:
Then, things got real: