In one of the more labor-intensive celebrity pranks in recent memory, Matt Damon calls some random people at the mall as Jason Bourne and orders them to buy expensive hot dogs and compliment strangers' babies—all in the name of raising money for Water.org.
- The dude who answered, then chucked the phone away in a very Stanley from The Office-like manner
- "Steven? No she doesn't know Steven. Is that a guy I hooked up with?"
- The guy who bought the $14 hot dog even though he doesn't "usually eat pork"
You can't turn Jason Bourne down when he needs you most, though, so watch the entire video below.