Amy Schumer Reminds Everyone That the Internet Knows When You Don't Vote (So Vote!)

"Anyone who knows you can just look that shit up."

Amy Schumer is here to teach the world a valuable lesson: if you skip out on voting, everyone will know. Because FYI, your voting history is public record, so—as Schumer notes—next time you're at a dinner party and someone casually asks if you voted, they can 100 percent call you out if you lie. Honestly, it's only a matter of time until there's an app for that.

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To quote Schumer in the video above, "I guess I am actually here to tell you to vote, or at least cover your own ass so you don't seem like a steamy dump. I don't want that for you. I don't want that for you, baby."

The polls open on November 8. Be there, or be mildly-to-aggressively judged by your friends.

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