In 2017, the requirements for adulthood are pretty low—all you have to do, basically, is keep your mobile devices charged. (Usually by having extra chargers, uh, charged. What is life?) But even with the iPhone 7's vastly improved battery life and bodyguards who surely have enough pockets to carry spare Mophies, some celebrities still seem to have trouble meeting this barest minimum.
For all intents and purposes, Gigi Hadid has it together. Except her battery levels, which are giving me anxiety just looking at them.
Crucial Q: Does the Hadid family, with a collective net worth that very likely outpaces the GDPs of most small nations, share one iPhone cable between them? Is that the explanation for this?
IT'S A REAL POSSIBILITY.
Okay, she is probably too busy practicing dance routines and writing songs to charge her own phone. But "The Cure" is so simple! It is just sitting/laying down near an outlet or asking a hostess or bartender very nicely if they would charge your phone for you.
This is an epidemic, people.