Remember yesterday when Kim Kardashian appeared on Snapchat with two very suspicious-looking lines of white powder on a table behind her, and the internet accused her of doing cocaine? Which, frankly, seems pretty off-brand considering Kim barely even drinks? Yeah, well about that.
I do not play with rumors like this so I'm gonna shut it down real quick. That's sugar from our candy mess from dylan's candy shop https://t.co/oICdPQVi8dJuly 11, 2017
After initially defending herself via twitter (saying the lines were powder from Dylan's Candy Bar) Kim went on to reveal that they're actually striations on her marble table.
Just a marble table 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/5GA14ptvqyJuly 12, 2017
"C'mon, I don't play like that," Kim explained. "C'mon. I have kids. It's not my lifestyle. I've never been like that. I just really can't believe this. That it was a marble table."
Obviously this entire thing is completely hilarious, and Twitter responded as you would hope:
thinking Kim K had a line of coke in her snap, her responding it was candy, then realizing it was a marble table was the trilogy I needed tnJuly 12, 2017
Thank you for this gift, internet.
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