Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's Best Globes One-Liners

Most Popular
Advertisement - Continue Reading Below

We knew there was reason to be excited to watch Tina Fey and Amy Poehler co-host the Golden Globe Awards last night. It was the first time two women shared the hosting gig, and after their amazing opening and oddball moments throughout the three-hour ceremony, we don't want to go back to just some suit anytime soon. Below, the five spit-take-worthy zingers from our favorite funny ladies:

"When it comes to torture, I trust the lady who was married for three years to James Cameron."

Most Popular

— when introducing Zero Dark Thirty director Kathryn Bigelow

"You gave a stunning performance in Les Miserables. I have not seen someone so totally alone and abandoned like that since you were on stage with James Franco at the Oscars."

— when introducing former Academy Awards host Anne Hathaway

"That was Hillary Clinton's husband!"

— after former President Bill Clinton made a surprise appearance to present the nominated film, Lincoln

"Congratulations, Lena. I'm glad we got you through middle school."

— after Girls creator and star Lena Dunham thanked them in her acceptance speech

"You know what, Taylor Swift, you stay away from Michael J. Fox's son."

— after a break, referring to Sam Michael Fox, who served as the evening's Mr. Golden Globe

Seth MacFarlane, consider yourself warned: You better bring your A-game to the Oscars. This duo is officially the toughest awards show act to follow.

More from Marie Claire:
Celebrity
Share
Fans Think They've Unearthed Taylor Swift's New Lyrics on the American Greetings Twitter Account
Celebrity
Share
Selena Gomez Goes for the No-Pants Look While Out with The Weeknd
George and Amal Clooney
Celebrity
Share
George and Amal Clooney Just Gave $1 Million to Fight Hate Groups
Celebrity
Share
Leaked Nude Photos of Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell Spark Second iCloud Hacking Fears
Celebrity
Share
Katy Perry Addresses Rumors She's Back with Orlando Bloom
Celebrity
Share
Selena Gomez Opened Up About Her Mental Health to a Group of Strangers
Celebrity
Share
All the Shade-Filled Taylor Swift References You Missed in Katy Perry's "Swish Swish" Teaser
Celebrity
Share
A 'Game of Thrones' Director Just Low-Key Confirmed That Either Sansa or Arya Will Die
Celebrity
Share
See Just How Alike (or Not) These Celebrities and Their Body Doubles Are
Celebrity
Share
This Photo Proves Arya Has a *Terrible* Memory When It Comes to Sansa Betraying Their Dad