"Now that I've accomplished last year's goal of becoming a real model, I will develop my other passion: writing. I, too, will rise at 5 a.m. every day like Isaac Asimov so that I might also win a Pulitzer. P.S. Never collaborate with Kylie professionally again because Rebels: City of Indra: The Story of Lex and Livia was totally her fault. That girl does not understand colons at all."
"Write, produce, score, prop-manage, costume-design, and star in a musical titled The Curious Incident of the Scuffle in the Elevator, which I will have filmed on a potato and released late one night to great acclaim. BOOM."