A Timeline of Leonardo DiCaprio at the Oscars

In which we imagine his innermost red carpet thoughts.

The five-time nominee knows his way around the block. Here, we imagine his innermost Academy Awards red carpet thoughts.

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<p>*Spots Kate Winslet across the room*</p>
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1994

*Spots Kate Winslet across the room*

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<p>I know, I know...I look good in a bow tie.</p>
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1994

I know, I know...I look good in a bow tie.

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<p>Just wondering where the snacks are...</p>
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1994

Just wondering where the snacks are...

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<p>Who's my date, you ask? Just some model. </p>
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2005

Who's my date, you ask? Just some model.

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<p>Stand closer to me, Gisele!</p>
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2005

Stand closer to me, Gisele!

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<p>Yeahhh, that's right. </p>
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2005

Yeahhh, that's right.

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<p>Practicing my power stance. </p>
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2007

Practicing my power stance.

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<p>Sh*t. I think I left my vape in the car. </p>
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2007

Sh*t. I think I left my vape in the car.

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<p>Yep. I definitely left my vape in the car. </p>
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2007

Yep. I definitely left my vape in the car.

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<p>Christoph! My dear man. </p>
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2014

Christoph! My dear man.

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<p>Mom please don't embarrass me.  </p>
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2014

Mom please don't embarrass me.

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<p>I'm seriously boycotting if I don't win. Where's my vape? </p>
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2014

I'm seriously boycotting if I don't win. Where's my vape?

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2016

All I need in this life of sin, is my and my...Kate Winslet.

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2016

Pretty happy I met this guy, you know?

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2016

Peace out, industrial polluters. I got what I came for.

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