News broke this week that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard have decided to call it quits after marrying just over a year ago. (Here for you, Pistol and Boo!) When the two tied the knot last February, the event felt particularly momentous considering Depp, who's been in several famous long-term relationships, didn't seem like the marrying kind. But not so! The actor, in fact, has now been married twice, and reportedly been engaged three other times.
Here, a history of the swashbuckling actor's (he was in those pirate movies, so we can call him swashbuckling, right?) past relationships.
No, this is not a photo of Lori Allison, Johnny Depp's first WIFE. It's a picture of Johnny Depp. Duh. But that's because there are very few photos of the two of them together. Thankfully, Google Image is forever, so you can see some photos from their wedding―the two married when Depp was just 20―here.
Fenn (who you may or may not recognize from her stint on Gilmore Girls) and Depp were briefly engaged―and appeared together in this episode of 21 Jump Street.
Depp reportedly also asked the Dirty Dancing star to marry him during their brief (so brief that this vintage airport shot was the only photo we could find of the two together) relationship.
WINONA FOREVER. Well, at least until Depp got the famous tattoo altered to read "Wino forever," which is...cool, too?
It's rumored the two (pictured here NOT in 1993...) dated after meeting on the set of What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
Depp and Barkin―who's nine years Depp's senior―briefly dating while Barkin was separated from her then-husband, Gabriel Byrne.
Depp began dating Kate Moss, who was 11 years his junior, when she was 20. When the aesthetically pleasing couple broke up―photos from their time together make up about half of the Instagram #goals on my feed every weekend―Moss told Vanity Fair she cried for years: "There's nobody that's ever really been able to take care of me. Johnny did for a bit. I believed what he said. Like if I said, 'What do I do?' he'd tell me. And that's what I missed when I left. I really lost that gauge of somebody I could trust. Nightmare. Years and years of crying. Oh, the tears!"
Johnny Depp and Beautiful French Human Vanessa Paradis were partners for 14 years and had two children together, Lily-Rose Melody Depp and John Christopher Depp III.
Depp and Heard met on the set of The Rum Diary way back when (like, 2009-ish), but didn't officially come out as a couple until 2012. The two married in 2015, celebrating with a ceremony in West Hollywood and another on Depp's private island in the Bahamas...because, private island in the Bahamas.
Of how life and the twosome's relationship changed after the wedding, Heard told ELLE last year,"Nothing is a dramatic change. We've been together for a long time now, so it's been a fairly organic process. I have a fiercely independent spirit."