We have been so blind—there's an epidemic of World War Z proportions brewing right under our noses, and we haven't even noticed. What is this scourge called, and what does it look like? 1) Head Magnets, which have already overtaken Hollywood. (Pray for their souls.) And 2) Sufferers. They come in pairs, and appear to have negative and positive magnets in their craniums that attract each other, hence the leaning. Review these examples (and your will), and get all your affairs in order. No one is safe.
Would not be mad about contracting Head Magnets if I got it from Jon Hamm, TBH.
A rare case of triple Head Magnets.
An even rarer example of the sideways strain.
If you feel your head gravitating toward your friend's before a selfie, seek medical treatment immediately.
JK. There is no cure.
The upside is that it's cute.
The downside: "There is no hope for salvation. Good luck." —the CDC
Very flattering, though, especially if you take the Gigi position in this Head Magnet sandwich.
Even better if you catch it backstage at Dolce & Gabbana.
Okay, forget what I said about Jon Hamm. Naomi all the way.
PSA: You can get it from your mom.
Or your sister.
Absolutely no head-to-head contact is the only 100 percent effective method against Head Magnets, so don't be like Kimye.