13 Photos of Justin Trudeau Passionately Kissing His Wife Instead Of You

"This kiss, this kiss!" — Faith Hill/Justin Trudeau

Tragically and unavoidably, Justin Trudeau will never be your boyfriend, husband, or—probably—your friend. He will likely never paddle up to you in a kayak. He probably won't ask you to build a pillow fort with him. He'll never sidle up to you and whisper "I'm a feminist" in your ear. This is because he's married to one Sophie Grégoire Trudeau. Their relationship is infectiously adorable, and their tendency to kiss in public places deserves our immediate attention.

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That Time He Went in with an Open Mouth

Status: mildly thirsty, but dealing with it. 

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And Everyone Frantically Grabbed Their iPhones

Status: becoming uncomfortable due to level of thirst.

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That Time His Tattoo Third Wheeled

Status: parched.

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That Time He Went in with a Smile

Status: trapped in a desert with no water.

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And We Were All That Lady in the Background

Status: potentially dead.

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That Time They Celebrated LGBTQ Pride with Some Passion

Status: trying to can, but simply cannot.

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And Everyone Was All "YAY!"

Status: why isn't this my life.

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That Time They Simply Smushed Their Faces Together

Status: currently getting maple leaf tattoo. 

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That Time They Stopped Everything Because the Need to Kiss Overwhelmed Them

Status: "One Is the Loneliest Number" on repeat.

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That Time Their Kids Were Like "Ugh, Guys"

Status: hearts melting.

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That Time They Were Turned on at a Political Rally

Status: finding nearest political rally in hopes of recreating this moment with a Trudeau poster.

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That Time They Puckered Up for a Selfie

Status: quite literally deceased.

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And Finally, That Time Their Nose Touch Was Better Than Any Movie Kiss You've Seen

Status: bye.

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