Get your loins ready for Darker: Fifty Shades Darker as Told by Christian.
"Mrs. Grey will see you now."
Because filming sex scenes is *never* sexy.
It involves tape and a pencil sharpener.
"He's really special."
And their rumored ~feud~.
AKA a sex-plainer of what you're about to see in theaters.
Well, this sounds...intense.
Yes, it even comes with those famous floor-to-ceiling windows.
Christian Grey is back.
E.L. James just made it official.
Bella Heathcote looks TERRIFYING.
Christian and Ana are K-I-S-S-I-N-G again.
Carrying the torch for the movie's lone Academy Award nomination.
Oh yes, he'll do just fine.
This is going to be good.
Plus, both new films have release dates.
Don't worry, Jamie Dornan isn't to blame.