"We didn’t know just what we had, now things are looking bad. Like really bad, like nuclear bad, like world-war bad.”
"If you've got your thing-thing out..."
Are you ready for it? (It = this snake mic.)
The actress is rumored to be dating 'SNL's Dave McCary.
This follows Weinstein's expulsion from the Academy.
The Kardashians were given the 'SNL' treatment ahead of their 10th anniversary.
What do you know? You're poor!
"I want to say to them: we hurt for you and we hurt with you."
"I know things are, as the locals say, Despecito."
The highlight of 'Weekend Update Summer Edition.'
"The Livelys are fine, they can handle it."
"I'm pretty sure I can see him hiding in those bushes..."
"A C-section is a pre-existing condition."
He said he might leave 'SNL' after "maliciousness" from the White House.
"You're not off to a great start, man!"
"Can I steal him for a sec?"
Lots of "pee-pee party" talk.
What the world must look like through Trump-tinted glasses.
The actress hosts the show for the third time.
"I'm going to grab a Xanax from the bedroom—yeah, I'll bring the whole bottle."
It was a family affair.
Finally, an answer to this burning question.
Alec Baldwin as Trump is so spot-on it's insane.