Family Ties: Are You Serious?

We heard months ago that Obama was related to Cheney; now it turns out that he's also related to Brad Pitt. Which would mean that Cheney is related to Brad Pitt. And Angelina is related to Hillary, who is also related to Celine Dion and Madonna. This is all according to the New England Historic Genealogical Society.Now every media outlet wants to use this information to point out that Obama and Clinton should play nice, because they're practically cousins, or whatever. Seriously? Does anybody care? Issues, people, let's get back to the issues. Or let's just sit tight until Pennsylvania and stop twiddling our thumbs with this nonsense!

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