What - reunion time already? Throw these face-saving supplies in your suitcase and gear up for the big day in no time flat.
IF YOU MEANT TO: Crash-diet to fit into the Hervé Léger dress you bought two sizes too small . . .
PACK: Three pairs of Spanx.
IF YOU MEANT TO: Get over your social anxiety . . .
PACK: A flask of Glenlivet and a Zoloft chaser.
IF YOU MEANT TO: Take a trip to brag about . . .
PACK: An album of your coworker's vacation photos you printed out off of Flickr.
IF YOU MEANT TO: Have work done around the eyes . . .
PACK: Scissors and cut bangs.
IF YOU MEANT TO: Lock down a promotion . . .
PACK: Business cards with the title "Head Consultant of M.E., Inc."
IF YOU MEANT TO:Volunteer . . .
PACK: A necklace your "tribe" gave you (bought at TenThousandVillages.com).
IF YOU MEANT TO: Get the tattoo above your ass removed . . .
PACK: A Sharpie and stencil to turn "I LOVE Bill" into '''I LOVE Bill Me Later options."
IF YOU MEANT TO: Start a family . . .
PACK: Your older sister's toddler.