Top 5 Movies Roles We Wish We'd Been Cast In

We wish we'd been cast in these

1. Demi Moore in Indecent Proposal. Sex with Woody Harrelson and Robert Redford: What's so indecent?

2. Rose Byrne in Troy. Held captive and expected to service Brad Pitt? The horror, the horror . . .

3. Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain. Heath Ledger is rough and manly. Grrrr. Oh, and when he asks you to go fishing, you don't really have to go. We'd take that bait.

4. The mango in How Stella Got Her Groove Back-the one caressed by Taye Diggs's tongue.

5. Shannyn Sossamon in 40 Days and 40 Nights. Josh Hartnett uses an orchid on Sossamon to . . . well . . . let's just say he gives "deflowering" a new meaning.