15 Thoughts Every Woman Has on August 31

I can eat bagels again now, right?

Sweltering heat
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You're running out of carefree summer days and the whole world feels like it's on vacation. We get you. Here's what we're *all* thinking right about now...

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Uuuuugggghhhhh, Pumpkin Spice Latte season 😒. (Also, secretly: Definitely going to buy one and enjoy it and not tell anybody and still be smug about PSL season.)

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This pair of flip flops has worn down more in the right heel than the left. What does it mean? Is there something wrong with the way I walk?

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GOOD RIDDANCE, summer intern who thinks it's okay to wear crop tops in the office.

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Why is my skin 27 different colors?

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Oooh, look! There are sweaters in the store windows!

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Oooh, look. There are sweaters in the store windows .

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We have to actually work on Fridays again? How is anyone expected to work five full days a week?

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At this point, do I even bother washing my sweat-stained bras? Maybe just...buy new ones?

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Oh hellooooooooooooooo, carbs. Beautiful, beautiful carbs. Let's never be apart again.

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Maybe this fall I'll wear knee socks. Or a beret. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Not emotionally prepared for Heavy Oscar Movie Season—why are there already previews?!

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12

Whelp, not shaving again 'til April.

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13

If there are nitrates in hot dogs, and nitrates give you cancer, I have raised my likelihood of getting cancer about 267%.

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It's so much more fun to go to work when your boss isn't here. Or when no one is here. Is it Saturday?

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Goodbye, rosé. I think I'll miss you most of all.

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