The New 'Magic Mike XXL' Trailer Will Either Make You Cringe or Whimper

Channing Tatum...we have no words.

Glory be to the multiple sets of rock-hard abs in the newest trailer for Magic Mike XXL. While you may not be up in arms about the latest installment (wait, what?), you can't deny these guys are more drool-worthy than before (if that's even possible). In the video, Joe Manganiello does unspeakable things with a bottle of water and Channing Tatum is the metal worker of your fantasies.

*frantically preorders movie tickets*

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If you're watching this at work, I am sorry. (And also, you are welcome.)

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