This is "Mayhem." She is four years old, and apparently sassy enough to have earned this moniker from mom, Angie. (It's better than "Devil Child," which was my fun nickname at that age.)
She does things like stick band-aids on her face (because fashion!), she sings, she dances, and most recently, she and Angie have teamed up for the most Instagram-worthy DIY project ever.
Mom and daughter have always had fun playing dress-up (at least according to Angie's Instagram feed), but what began as colorful, abstract creations...
...has evolved into the most brilliant use of construction paper, ever.
Together, they pay homage to the best red carpet looks of the award show circuit. And it certainly helps that Mayhem knows how to ham it up for the camera. In addition to Lupita Nyong'o's flawless Ralph Lauren Golden Globes look, here are some of the style stars that the coolest pre-schooler ever has channeled.
Firstly, because no red carpet roundup would be complete without a little JLaw, we have Jennifer Lawrence's meme-worthy Dior gown, worn at this year's Golden Globes:
Next, Mayhem poses in Katy Perry's musical Valentino couture gown from the Grammys.
She gets a little gilded a la Kimberly Perry at the Country Music Awards:
Finally, here she is as Taylor Swift at the 2012 Country Music Awards, wearing Jenny Packham:
And she definitely has a future in singing, just like Tay:
Can we start a petition to get this kiddo a slot on the Oscars red carpet on Sunday? But actually?
Images: via Instagram