The Tackier the Better: 10 Ugly/Great Christmas Sweaters

Tragic in a LOL way.

For all that we rag on them, we won't...not...participate in a good ugly Christmas sweater party if we're invited. Maybe because we're competitive, even to the point of wanting to have the *ugliest* ugly Christmas sweater. Maybe because SNOWTORIOUS (see below). Whatever the reasoning, shop 10 hideous/hilarious examples ahead.

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1

Not sorry.

Vintage Fly Clothing Co., $20

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2

Yes, that is a keg and Velcro backing so you could potentially make baby Jesus drink from it. Pre-book your place in hell now. 

Tipsy Elves, $69

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3

See you in the Upside Down!

RWE, $30

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4

HEAVY BREATHING.

Snowtorious, $35

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5

The Jonas brothers reimagined as a T-rex band, I guess.

SaurHeads, $20

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6

 I gasped.

Best Custom Apparel, $22

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7

If you like a touch of "too soon" with your sweater. RIP, big guy. 

First Choice Apparel, $30

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8

It's got a tree on it. And it's $6.

H&M, $6

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9

Pink mohair and sequins for those of us who would never stoop so low as to put on an actually ugly sweater, even though the ones I have presented thus far are more than satisfactory and ought to be appreciated.

Coach, $485

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10

The star functions as a bottle opener, which is a Christmas miracle if we've ever seen one.

Tipsy Elves, $69

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