10 Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for Poor Planners Who Still Want to Be Spooky

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In school, the kids in advanced classes are sometimes told that it's natural for them to procrastinate because they like testing their superior intellects against the clock. Now, even though most of the Gifted and Talented are grown enough to realize that telling children they're special is setting them up for future disappointment, at least the putting-everything-off-until-the-last-minute part hasn't changed. Here, 10 Halloween costumes you don't even need to pull an all-nighter to put together.

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1 The "Guy Checking Out a Girl" Meme
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So internet! So millennial! And so easy, if you've got two friends who are equally late to the proverbial costume party. Red shirt, blue shirt, plaid shirt, the relevant facial expressions, done—unless you want to add signs to make some cutting political commentary about Capitol Hill ignoring the tenets on which America was built to deport children.

Gap, $30

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2 Archie from 'Riverdale'
The CW

I've never seen this show and even I know what he looks like, so others should too. Call up a friend who's held onto his letterman jacket far longer than he should have, add a white T-shirt and jeans, and an eyeshadow bruiser.

Opening Ceremony, $395

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3 Salt Bae, the Movie

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I did not know he'd gotten a movie deal, but I like this new version of Salt Bae, especially because Salt Bae Original Blend might be a touch dated. Load up on the hair gel, leave your robe open, and you're halfway there. Can't wait for Salt Bae: 2 Fast 2 Furious and Salt Bae: Furiouser and Furiouser and Return of Salt Bae: Don't You Know I'm Angry?

Target, $54

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4 Emma Stone as Billie Jean King
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I mean, most people will think you're going as a nondescript tennis player if you don't have the hair, but beggars can't be choosers. The more vintage your whites and racket, the better, but your bedtime glasses will do. (Bonus: No contacts to take out at the end of the night.)

Warby Parker, $145

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5 Lord at the VMAs
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You're going to dance anyway, aren't you? So pay homage to Lorde with sweats, Superstars, and maybe an aluminum foil dress, if you're crafty. (If you're not, you could buy the one below.) To really sell it, remember to express yourself with unadulterated joy. That really terrifies people.

ASOS, $103

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6 A Fidget Spinner
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Organize a really big sheet of cardboard. Cut two torso-size fidget spinner shapes and wear them sandwich-board style. The finest members of the procrastinating class will find some way to make the front piece spin.

Walmart, $20

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7 Melania Trump Going to Texas
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This is already eerily costume-like with the self-identifying hat, which makes it perfect and bone-chilling. Pants will be peed.

Adidas, $45

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8 Kendall Jenner Delivering World Peace
Splash

You just need a jacket, a can of Pepsi, and the belief that sugary beverages can solve protester-police relations. (It's fine, you're in character.)

Smoke x Mirrors, $245

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9 Flowerpot Beyoncé

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Envisioning a swim camp situation augmented by various twigs and flowers not picked from a public park or your neighbor's windowsill, because that would be illegal!

Mango, $120

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10 Kellyanne and Her Flashcards
Fox

The hardest part would be finding a printer. And enough eyeliner.

Stila, $22

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