Fashion week has officially started. The MC office looks like a gathering of Amazons with everyone in their highest heels. Everyone has at least an additional four inches of height. Too bad it's over 80 degrees outside. Much too steamy for the Thakoon leather jacket and charcoal wool bow-tie dress I pre-ordered for fall. They're languishing in my closet, not fulfilling their fashion week destiny. Market director Nina S. is sporting some killer lace up Louboutin platforms today. I'm drooling, but they'd make me 6'3". There's no such thing as too tall this week, but what about when I'm on a date?
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