Is it too on-the-nose to
suggest convincing your S.O. to dress up with you as a version of another modern power couple for Halloween? We say nay. After all, there's too much meme-ing fun to be had with the power duos of today, whether you're channeling Kendall Jenner discovering world peace or a political throuple.
If people can dress their baby up in killer-clown cosplay thinking that it won't affect his development, then you and your person can go as the aforementioned killer clown and his prey. It's cute! Balloons! Variation: Pennywise and the Babadook, still a better romance than Twilight.
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Do you like the internet?
Wanna buy some memes, kid? Have such a solid relationship that you can joke about one party straying? [The crowd avoids making eye contact.] Or you could just like memes.
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This will be one of the most popular costumes this year, but if you really want to.
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I think it'd be really fun to be the Pepsi can, but probably more feasible to pick up a policeman costume, while the other person does some sort of Canadian tuxedo and "I really thought this would go over well" routine.
Smoke x Mirrors, $245
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Good for throuples.
Hive Modern, $220
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To really sell it, the Tormund half should "make love to [a] sandwich as he eyeballs me," the "me" being the Brienne part of this package deal. Meanwhile, Brienne Half™ looks disdainful.
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Could easily be expanded into a massive group costume, but any combination will do, provided zombie Taylor is included.
Spirit Halloween, $13
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