15 Statement Earrings So Good You Don't Even Need Makeup

Woke up like this. (Then I put in some floral shoulder dusters.)

New morning routine: Sleep for 15 minutes longer than usual. Scrape hair back (wet is fine). Put on a pair of sparkly tassels or geometric triangles and maybe some lipstick. Bounce. The compliments roll in, you're on cloud nine, and you haven't even got concealer on. Welcome to the magic of the big-ass earring, 15 outstanding pairs of which you can shop here.

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Anissa Kermiche

These are meant to be baskets (not fortune cookies), but what's to stop you from carrying secret gummy bears in them, no matter what they are? 

$474, anissakermiche.com.

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Anndra Neen

#fashionpaperclip

$70, net-a-porter.com.

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Chan Luu

Gild yourself like a Klimt. 

$145, chanluu.com.

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Marteau

If Parker Posey ever played an art teacher, she'd wear these. 

$185, marteau.co.

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Young Frankk

Break (out) in case of emergency, AKA your outfit needs a hand, AKA I'm running away before you can throw anything at me. 

$76, youngfrankk.com.

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H&M

Prepare nod and shake your head very vigorously, possibly whiplash. All worth it. 

$10, hm.com.

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J. Crew
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Lizzie Fortunato

Channel your crazy great aunt who lives in New Mexico and and once made a Brancusi reproduction out of farfalle. 

$230, shopbop.com.

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Mango

So pretty with some hair wispies. (And one of those wind machines that clips onto your phone.) 

$20, shop.mango.com.

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Double Disco

Love a pre-mismatched set. 

$260, doubledisco.com.

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Annie Costello Brown

Like wearing a Matisse cutout on your head, otherwise known as the dream. 

$180, modaoperandi.com.

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Sorelle

In your other lobe, a stud or tiny hoop for contrast. So chic. 

$120, sorellenyc.com.

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& Other Stories

Just imagining getting our hair getting stuck in the petals, so best to do a pony—unless you've got strands to spare. 

$55, stories.com.

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Zara

Because life should be a rose-filtered '70s dream like every Area lookbook. 

$20, zara.com.

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Homini Studio

Emperor's New...Cool. 

$140, hoministudio.com.

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