Plastic bibs are for amateurs. A cropped-sleeve navy blazer lets you get crack-happy with the crustaceans, while the dark color masks any evidence of your butter-dipped feast. Cheeky nautical stripes wrapped bandage-style around the bottom half smooth out any landlubber. Ahoy!
Remember when every picnic came complete with a gingham-checked blanket? Yeah, we don't either. Bring the American pastoral vibe to your afternoon spread by donning an innocent nostalgia-print frock. A loose bottom half nixes any LiLo-like panty flashes so you're sitting pretty. In a look this sweet, ants aren't the only thing you'll attract.