Accessory Confessional

"Honestly, I only eat it for the flavonoids."

Pumps, $740, Versace.

"Maybe I have a slight addiction to caffeine, or maybe to the barista who serves it to me..."

Boots, $895, Zac Posen; bag, $225, Hype Handbags; necklace, $795, Missoni; bangle, price upon request, David Yurman; ring, $320, Stephen Dweck; dress, $2095, Richard Chai.

"The wallet may be empty, but the bags are full. Can you really put a price tag on looking fabulous?"

Pumps, $890, Valentino; bag (on floor), $3450, Dolce & Gabbana; ring, $1975, Di Modolo; jacket, $1425, Blugirl by Blumarine; dress, $310, Betsey Johnson.

" It's very comforting to know that I can snuggle up to someone who really knows me every night."

Bag, $1850, Tod's; necklace, price upon request, Stephen Dweck.

"Real? Of course the tan is real. Hey, don't touch me."

Pumps, $525, Donna Karan Collection; bag, $935, Moschino Cheap and Chic; necklace, $65, Kenneth Jay Lane; shirt, $140, Thomas Pink.

"I have limited closet space. Why not use the floor to store a few pieces?"

Sandals, $60, Naturalizer; frame bag, $350, Jalda; hobo bag (on floor), $798, Coach; wide belt, $226, Kristin Kahle; chain belt (on floor), $4960, bracelet, $2270, Bottega Veneta; coin belt (on floor), $1495, Chanel; ring, $3000, Diane von Furstenberg by H.Stern; dress, $198, Kenneth Cole New York.

"My body is my temple. When you think about it, a Three Musketeers is really the original power bar."

Metallic clutch, $440, Alric Suba; teal tote, $528, Shih by Stephanie Lin; patent bag, $495, Rafe.

"I think it's time to move on. Turns out, true love comes in a size 7 1/2 with a four-inch heel."