How to Drink Whiskey
By Kyla Jones
Photo Credit: Philip Friedman/Studio D
THE RUNDOWN: SIX WHISKEYS YOU SHOULD KNOW
Don't let anyone tell you that adding water to whiskey is a mistake it opens up the aromas so you can take in the smell before you drink it.
WHAT IT IS: Usually, it refers to Scotland's famous single malts, not to be confused with the blended Chivas your grandma drank with soda. Single malts are made from malted barley, and typically aged from three to 30 years.
IT TASTES: Earthy and smoky, since Scotch makers burn a soillike material called peat while they're drying the grain.
TRY: Auchentoshan, Dalmore
BEST FOR: Sipping with your boss after you've made VP.
HOW TO DRINK IT: The way Scots dress under those skirts: au naturel. Ask for it "neat," meaning straight up, or with a few drops of water.
WHAT IT IS: Made in Ireland, it's a blend of different grains such as barley, wheat, corn, oats, or rye kind of like the seven-grain bread of dark spirits. Producers are required to distill their brew three times before bottling it.
IT TASTES: Mild and smooth. Also, Irish whiskeys are rarely peated apparently only Scots like to eat dirt.
TRY: Jameson, Bushmills
BEST FOR: When you and your date duck into McWhatever's on a cold, damp night.
HOW TO DRINK IT: Blended whiskeys are better for mixing, so it's cool to drink them on the rocks or with club soda.
WHAT IT IS: The Japanese learned their whiskey-distilling ways from the Scots; more than 100 years later, their version was endorsed by Bill Murray in Lost in Translation (well, kind of). Most Japanese whisky (that's really how they spell it) is actually single-malt, made from corn, millet, and sometimes rice (wheat and rye are almost never used).
IT TASTES: Malty, smoky, and slightly sweet.
TRY: Nikka, Suntory
BEST FOR: When you want to show up those rye-swilling hipsters.
HOW TO DRINK IT: The Japanese add plenty of still water to their whisky. You should, too.
WHAT IT IS: By law, this amber potion is made from a mash of at least 51 percent of, well, rye, and aged for at least two years. Since rye is intense (think of what it adds to a pastrami sandwich), it's often blended with other grains.
IT TASTES: Just as bitter, intense, and fiery as Sarah Silverman.
WHAT TO TRY: Old Overholt, Rittenhouse
BEST FOR: The skinny-jean-wearing, Interpol-listening, loft-dwelling hipster.
HOW TO DRINK IT: Rye the heart and soul of a Manhattan is meant to be mixed and can even stand in for bourbon when the cocktail calls for it.
WHAT IT IS: Named for the county in Kentucky, it's made from corn just like ethanol and typically aged two to eight years in new oak casks. (Unlike ethanol, bourbon cannot be used to power your Honda Civic. )
IT TASTES: Sweet, because of the corn, with vanilla or citrus notes. It might sound like ice cream, but it's not even close.
TRY: Basil Hayden's, Jim Beam Black
BEST FOR: Dames who can swig it like Mrs. Robinson in The Graduate.
HOW TO DRINK IT: It's best to take it neat, but bourbon goes well with Coke (not ginger ale, not Dr. Pepper, not Diet Coke just Coke).
WHAT IT IS: Also made from corn, this all-American tipple gets filtered through sugar-maple charcoal in what's called the Lincoln County Process, which originated in you guessed it Lincoln County, TN.
IT TASTES: Sweet, like caramel, with a charred-wood aroma. (Even though you'll be tempted, don't pour it on your pancakes.)
WHAT TO TRY: Jack Daniel's, George Dickel
BEST FOR: Unwinding after you've climbed off your Harley.
HOW TO DRINK IT: With Coke, or straight up with a Bud chaser (assuming you've got hair on your chest).