What to Drink Before You See 'Fifty Shades of Grey'

Because you know you'll need it.

Because you know you'll need it.
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The Virginal Vanilla

For the pre-Christian Grey Anastasia Steeles among you.

2 Parts Stoli Vanil

½ Part Fresh Lemon Juice

1 Part Simple Syrup (or Agave Nectar)

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Inner-Goddess Juice

She has a mind of her own (and, like, a whole different internal monologue?), so give that inner goddess something that will make her do the dance of the seven veils.

1 Part Stoli

1 Part Cinnamon Schnapps

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The Perverse Cowgirl

You know there's some kink coming, so you might as well get ready.

2 Parts Stoli Hot

1 Part Fresh Orange Juice

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Pain-Free Enlightenment

"Enlighten me" doesn't have to lead to the Red Room of Pain...it could just lead to this drink.

2 Parts Stoli Razberi

½ Part Simple Syrup

A Splash of Club Soda

6 Rasberries

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The "Jamie Dornan Is My Secret Boyfriend"

No explanation needed.

1½ Part Stoli

½ Part Triple

1 Part Cranberry Juice

1 Dash of Bitters

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Submission Sauce

Because you will go, and you will see the movie, and you will like it.

2 Parts Stoli Chocolate

1 Part Fresh Lemon

1 Part Hazelnut Liquer

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