The Low Down on Business Travel Expenses

KEEP YOUR REPORT RED-FLAG-FREE WITH OUR CHECKLIST
Internet connection YES
Internet porn NO

A pass to the hotel pool YES
Private cabana (with cabana boy) NO

A drink at the hotel bar YES
Kegs for the convention after-party held in your room NO

Baggage handler at the airport YES
Personal umbrella holder for the week NO (unless you're Diddy)

Grilled veggie salads at The Ivy for you and your client YES
Cosmetic surgery for you and your client NO

Tip for the bellhop YES
Tip for the male stripper in a bellhop costume NO

Hotel laundry YES
Personal tailor NO

Travel shower cap YES
Travel pack of condoms NO