"After the showgirl got pregnant and had a daughter, Donald married her ... He couldn't not wed the mother of his new baby, regardless of whether his heart was really in it, " Trump writes.
"You bitch, leave my husband alone" and other timeless classics.
The (actual) first lady issued a strongly worded statement.
From Marilyn Monroe's diamonds to Rihanna's epic crystal boots.
Remembering the atrocious things Trump has said about women as we enter his presidency.
"We didn't have newspapers in the house."
His remarks go way beyond what he said about Megyn Kelly.
The GOP frontrunner finds himself in more hot water.